Oh my darling, oh my darling

The clementine is one of my favorite fruits. I buy boxes of 'em throughout the winter, comparison shop, and eat one almost every day.

A magazine by the same name published my most recent headline poem, "5 Reasons to Care About Asteroids."

Check out all of Clementine Magazine, Issue 5, where my friend and former colleague, Amy Locklin, also has a bone-chilling poem.

Now go eat some fruits and vegetables, 'kay?