Listomania

Which is like Lisztomania, as well as Lisztomania. I would like someone to make a list/liszt out of any of the items on this list, in the style of an Onion infographic. Please and thank you.

1. Who's Hiding the Travel Coffee Mug Lids?

2. What Happened to the Leftover Birthday Cake?

3. Why Are We So Angry?

4. Snow in March: Lament of the Crocuses

5. It is Spring, and Other Lies

6. What Bodily Fluids Are We Wearing this Season on Our Unwashed Fleece Sweatshirts?

7. Who Are We Running Into While Wearing Our Fleece Sweatshirts to the Chinese Takeout Place?

8. Sweatshirts: A Love Affair

9. Who Are We Rooting For?

10. If I Could Eat Lunch All Over Again, I'd Order Breakfast